HOW SMART ARE YOU REALLY ???? Take this quiz, if you dare, and see! Scoring is as follows, correct answers rating:

01. Do they have a 4th of July in England? Yes or No
02. How many birthdays does the average man have?
03. Some months have 31 days; how many have 28?
04. How many outs are there in an inning?
05. Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister?
06. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?
07. If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?
08. A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour. How many minutes would the pills last?
09. A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are left?
10. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?
11. A clerk in the butcher shop is 5' 10" tall. What does he weigh?
12. How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen?



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Answer : DON'T READ ANY FURTHER UNTIL YOU'VE ANSWERED ALL THE ABOVE QUESTIONS! THE DENSE TEST: YOUR EVALUATION:
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12 Genius
10-11 Above Normal
7-9 Normal
4-6 Slow
1-3 Idiot
0 Brain dead



01. Is there a fourth of July in England? Yes, it comes after the third of July!
02. How many birthdays does the average man have? Just one!
03. Some months have 31 days; how many have 28? 12 - all of them!
04. How many outs are there in an inning? 6 - three err side!
05. Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister? No, because he is dead!
06. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer? 70. (30 divided by 2 equals 15, but 30 divided by 1/2 equals 60!)
07. If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have? 2, you took them, remember?
08. A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour. How many minutes would the pills last? 60. Start with the 1st pill, 30 minutes later take the 2nd, then 30 minutes for the 3rd.
09. A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are left? 9. If 8 out of 17 die, all but 9 die, eh?
10. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark? 0. Moses didn't have an ark, Noah did!
11. A clerk in the butcher shop is 5' 10" tall. What does he weigh? Meat. A butcher weighs meat!
12. How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen? 12. There are 12 2 cent stamps in a dozen!

Feel rather stupid now right??? ;D

niSa..--<---<@ : 4:18 PM

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gila yah gw makan melulu loh... apaan aja yg ada di depan mata gw pengen gw makan..hehehe..sampe tadi pas ulangan aja penghapus boxy gw hampir gw makan..hehehe.. gak denk.. skarang aja nih pas lg nulis gw lagi minum kopi kental tanpa gula,sambil makan donat yg sugar raised... padahal baru jam 4 sore gitu lohh..dan tadi siang di skolah gw dah makan bakso pas istirahat.. set deh.. makan gw emang lagi gila2an bgt.. tp berat gw gak naik2 sih ternyata...

oh iya.. tadi tiba2 si adhek dateng ke kelas gw trus bawain black forrest gitu... lucu deh tempatnya sampe pake pita2 gitu.. duuuhhh.. adhek baik banget deh.. makasih ya dhek... even though he's 18 now..gw masih tetep nganggep dia "adhek" kecil gw yang manis dan lucuw banget...*ngebayangin lagi nyubit2in adhek.. ;) * mungkin bakal bgitu terus.. :)

tadi olahraganya basket.. latian lay up gtu deh.. prasaan dr kelas satu lay up melulu yah..hehehe...trus tadi ngebahas2 gerakan buat senam kreasi kelas gw.. hahahha..cowok2 kelas gw emang paling cacat sedunia.. hehehhe.. ada2 aja idenya yg bikin skelas pada ngakak2.. tinggal sminggu nih waktunya.. mudah2an aja nanti jadinya bagus... ;)

oh iya..ge blom nyinggung2 ttg ulangan hr ini yah? heheh.. alhamdulillah lumayan deh.. heheheh jawaban gw standard bener yah... tp emang bener siy.. bsok ulangannya antrop ama sejarah.. wuufff.. banyak bener bahannya.. :s

eh iya.. masa yah..kan ada tuh penyanyi dangdut super seronok yg namanya "annisa bahar".. nah.. tadi di kelas gitu nama gw di ganti2 sama dipta jadi "anisah gahar" heheheheh.... huhuhuuh... preman bener gw yaks.. hehehhehe... :D

QUOTE OF THE DAY : "When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us" (Helen Keller).

niSa..--<---<@ : 4:08 PM

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Hari ini lumayan lah.. kecuali gw ngantuk banget pas ulangan bhs ind tadi di kelas... akhirnya gw ngerjain smuanya lumayan cepet terus sisa waktunya gw pake buat... tidur!!! hehhehehe.. ternyata gak cuma gw.. hampir sparo kelas tidur pas ulangan bahasa indonesia.. kayaknya perlu diadakan penelitian deh.. mungkin baca soal2 bahasa indonesia itu yg bikin anak2 ngantuk.. hehehe...
besok sos ama agama niy..hayo nisaaaa..nanti mlm blajar yg rajin yahhh ;D

eh iya... tante gw lagi hamil lowh.. heheheh..wah si zari bakal punya adek dong.. brarti spupu gw bakal nambah satu..asiiikkk..bakal ada maenan baru..hehehehe.... :D

eh iya, kmaren malem bokap gw marah gitu..hehehe.. gara2nya tante2 gw pada ngobrol2 ngebahas masalah "hantu2an" di acara tv "percaya gak percaya"... gitu deh.. jadi intinya bokap gw bilang ngapain kita ketakutan sama hal2 kayak gitu.. itu semua "ulah"nya makhluk yg disebut jin dan karena sbenernya derajat manusia itu lebih tinggi dari bangsa jin, jadi kalo kita takut sama "hantu2an" gitu sama aja kita ngerendahin derajat kita sendiri sbagai manusia... Gitu deh kurang lebih kata bokap gw.. iya juga sih sbenernya kalo dipikir2.. hehehe.. lagian gw emang paling males banget nonton acara2 kayak gitu.. gak guna!

mmm... gw mau ef niyyyy.... uuuu..final test.. here i come!!! :D

niSa..--<---<@ : 4:13 PM

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pengen deh punya lampu kristal kayak gini....trus bisa buat ngeliatin wawa lagi ngapain kapan aja gw mau.. huhuhuhuh.. *mimpi kali yeeeee...* :P duh ktauan deh gw lagiy kangen.. o'*_*'o

niSa..--<---<@ : 3:52 PM

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wah.. tadi ulangan eko/akun ama ppkn... ekonominya siy alhamdulillah lumayan de.. tapi akunnya itu lowhh.. hiks..hiks.."kisah sedih di hari senin" kali yah judulnya.. :( ppknnya juga lumayan de, berkat baca2 soal latian dari bu nurlela..hehehe..

tadi siang wawa presentasi hrm tuw.. uhuhuhuh..presentasiin payung ajaib yah, wa? ;p kalo gak salah kalo pake payung itu bisa terbang ke bulan.. hehehhehe.. iya gak wa?ooo.. gak yah?? :P

hari ini papi catur ultah...kalo besok adhek yah? iya deh kalo gak salah.. besok gw ulangan bhs indonesia ma bhs inggris.. trus sorenya final test!! :(.. *sangat tidak percaya diri*. Sore ini si no presentasi LIA.. ttg aroma therapy gtuw deh.. gut lak yah, no! ;)

wahh.. hari2 blajar dah smakin sempittttt... minggu depan tinggal ada 4 hari kosong.. satunya tanggal merah..satunya lagi kunjungan ke pabrik Greensand ama Angker Beer di Tangerang...jadi.. tinggal sisa dua hari!!!!! abis itu dah ujian2 praktek.. try out 3 dan 4..pra uan/uas.. dan sterusnyahhhh.... uuggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... *panikkkk* :s

niSa..--<---<@ : 3:23 PM

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wahh.. mbak2 nya minta dicium tuhh... hehehhe..ada yang berminat?? :P

niSa..--<---<@ : 10:46 PM

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Pernah kamu bertanya, untuk apa cinta
jika baru mencapai gerbangnya kita sudah dihadang ?
Pernah kamu bertanya, buat apa rasa
jika buahnya menghanyutkan makhluk
ke dalaman semak tiada pucuk pangkalnya ?
Pernah kamu bertanya, jika cinta dan rasa itu boleh ada bagi semua,
mengapa kita masih selalu bertanya ?

dikutip dari "Beraja" _ Anjar

niSa..--<---<@ : 7:21 PM

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huhuhuhuw... ngepink lohh! manja yahh?? *baru nyadar* heheheh... biarin ah.. skedar informasi.. gw gak ngefans ama warna pink lohh.. hehehe.. cuma tiba2 pengen ajah... abisnya biru sama kuning dah ada yg make siy *ngelirik seseorang* ;p hehhehe... makaciy yah,sayang.. dibikinin.. hehehhehe...wawa lagi keranjingan bikin2 ginian..ampe smangat banget bikinin punya gw.. padahal gw gak minta lowhh.. heehhee... blajar dong,wa.. dah mau ujian lowhh! ;)

uh gw dah test binus tadi... gak gitu yakin sih soalnya banyak yg sotoy bener gitu gw jawabnyah... hehehe.. mendingan sotoy lah dr pada blank..:p *membela diri*.. skarang lagiy blajar ekonomi siy sbenernya.. hehehhe.. break dulu ah bentar.. senin ampe jumat besok ulangan harian kedua... hari slasa final test ef.. huhuhuuhu..sibuk skali.. ayo..ayoo.. smangat blajaaarrr!!! kalo lagiy blajar2 gini gw sengaja nih dengerin nya lagu2 yg "membangkitkan semangat" hehehhe.. dari kmaren2 yg gw setel berkisar antara Athena Cage yg "all or nothing", Nas yg "i can" , sama "this is how we do it" (sapa yah yg nyanyi? lupeee...) yah pokoknya lagu2 yg sjenis itu deh.. heehhehe...
Live your dreams
It's not as hard as it may seem
You gotta work to get the cream
On your hopes you will see
From your fears, you have to win yourself
It's all or nothing
Give your everything

hehehhehe...eh gw baru tau loh kalo nanti pas las ketchup manggung di jakarta yg jadi openning act nya itu.. guess who!!?? huhuhuhuhu.. si ratu goyang nge-bor.. alias Inul.. hahahhaa... ada2 aja yahhh....

mmmm... yasu dey crita2nyahh.. oiya, nonie dah mendingan lohh.. dah lumayan mau makan..tapi masih blom selincah biasanya...hehehe... :D

niSa..--<---<@ : 7:13 PM

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